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'Lonely' meat-eating dinosaur from Madagascar helps fill in fossil gap
Fri Apr 26, 2013
They were all plant eaters too until Adam threw down his fig leaf and shouted, "I'm not going to take this anymore". He chose knowledge over ignorance and that's how man eventually developed computers and what not.
NASA's Mars-bound mega rocket ahead of schedule, on budget
Tue Apr 16, 2013
I'm as liberal as they come but I'm tired of hearing how everyone bashes Republicans on funds for science and NASA. Please take the time and watch this video in which Astrophysicist Neil Degrasse Tyson debunks common liberal myths about Republicans and Science.Who's More Pro-Science, Republicans or …
First day of conclave: no decision on pope
Tue Mar 12, 2013
My money is on Cardinal Todd Lerfondler as becoming the next Pope. He meets all the criteria to run the Church. He smells like moth balls, loves women's clothing, hates the Jews, is a greedy old coot and enjoys teaching children about Jebus's special kind of love.
Profanity-laced YouTube video gets officer fired
Fri Jan 4, 2013
You can simply type police abuse into YouTube and watch a staggering amount of police brutality performed here in the U.S. It seems to be getting worst and worst each year. I have been to both the UK and Canada and came away with a positive view of their police forces. They where very polite and kin …
Monkey dies from blow to head after break-in at Idaho zoo; police find ballcap
Sun Nov 18, 2012
N. Serling Senseless. What's senseless is the death of over a trillion bugs and insects a year caused by automobiles. I guess there lives are far less important. http://www.egmcartech.com/2011/07/15/study-finds-that-trillion-of-bugs-are-killed-by-cars-every-year/
Earthquake rattles eastern Kentucky
Sat Nov 10, 2012
When you are not use to earthquakes they can be a very scary event. I was there for the Virginia quake and nearly shat myself. I wish the people in Kentucky the best.
On Twitter, Pope Benedict to reach out to new followers
Fri Nov 9, 2012
Hinduism predates Christianity and Judaism. With the logic you just presented JC that means the Hindu god’s have saved their religion from extinction for all these years.
New technique replaces diseased DNA, but would give kids two mothers
Wed Oct 24, 2012
Grifo turned his data and research over to Chinese scientists so it wouldn’t go to waste.
Gas prices drop as demand tapers off
Sun Oct 21, 2012
You’re right Laura-3089574…They now believe it was Big bird’s fault. Fox News would never lie.
2 months 'til doomsday? Mayan apocalypse set for Dec. 21
Sun Oct 21, 2012
Since I and only I have the ability to survive the incoming apocalypse I would appreciate it that you transfer all your assets over to me. I will make sure that they will be well looked after and away from the blood lustful lawyers. Lawyers you may ask???... Well they are just like cockroaches and c …
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